Your Holiday Prescription

In 2010, there were over 3.7 billion prescriptions filled in the United States and Americans spent around $307 billion on prescription medication.  We have a new prescription for you.  This prescription should be filled immediately and you will be allowed monthly refills.  What is it for?  This is your "2011 Holiday Rx".  The staff and trainers at PROMATx Health Club want you to have a healthy, happy, and reasonably stress-free holiday season this year.

Here's how it works.  During this holiday season we would like for you to "fill" this prescription and follow the instructions clearly and completely.  Right click on the prescription at the end of this blog and choose "Save Image As"; save the prescription to your computer.  Print a copy of the prescription; better yet, print many copies!  Place the prescription in your office, in your car, by your bed, next to your computer, and in your kitchen.  Follow the directions carefully and you should see results in less than 24 hours.  Skipping any of the "medications" can be harmful to your sanity this holiday season.  However, feel free to double-up on any missed or skipped doses.

While this prescription does not replace any of your current prescriptions, it can be taken with any and all medications.  Possible side effects include, but are not limited to, reduced weight gain between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day, reduced stress levels, improved mood, increased energy, and better sleep habits.  Talk to your trainer or exercise partner if you experience any of these symptoms.  Don't be alarmed if your trainer or exercise partner gives you a "high five".

Don't wait any longer.  Fill this prescription today and start feeling better tomorrow.  Your body and mind will thank you.